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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

AS I GROW IN AGE

-----Original Message-----
From: Suzana Binti Nawardin
Sent: Tuesday, March 01, 2005 10:09 AM
To: ansarasban79@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [ansarasban79] FW: AS I GROW IN AGE


Geng,
I know we have another year before we touch 40. But the e-mail below makes me so proud to approach 40...
Regards.
SUZANA NAWARDIN


-----Original Message-----
From: Raja Norakmar
Sent: 1 March 2005 09:59
Subject: Fw: AS I GROW IN AGE

A friend sent this to me and I thought it was worth passing on. It seemed
especially insightful and funny, given that it was written by an older man.
Hope you all enjoy this and continued happiness in 2005!

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What
are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a
flip what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of
an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate
to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't
care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows
her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40 . They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman
over 40 is far sexier than her younger
counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a
jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's
not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with
some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women
are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire pig, just to get a little sausage...
(...the above thoughts are courtesy of Andy Rooney!)


Note from yours truly.... Very insightful and funny, dont you think? Salute
to all women out there who are above 40!!






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